Doctorate.

It has recently been brought to my attention that the life lesson "Nothing makes, and never will make any sense", was learned, by me, in Kindergarten.

This is evident through the names of my classmates*, the ones I remember anyway (I will add more when I return home and look at the yearbook):

Angelica (my main squeeze at the time)
Beverley (girl)
Beverley (boy)
Edler
Wolf
Gino
Vladimir


*There were no Caucasians in my class, my kindergarten was in a Brooklyn Catholic school.